No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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