At least make sure they are 18
Why
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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