you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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