Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i out mim tonsoeep
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