Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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