I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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