i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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