So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
