we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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