"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It's rum buckets o'clock
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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