I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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