Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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