Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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