she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
love makes seman taste better
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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