Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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