just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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