come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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