She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Pooping to opera.
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