Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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