Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Randomize