Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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