Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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