plz talk dirty to me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
What happened?
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I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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