She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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