I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you didnt know i had herpes?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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