Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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