Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.