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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.

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  Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).

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• (850): View more from Florida

  tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......

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• (707): View more from California

  The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.

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  Did someone catch you and fuck you?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!

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