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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.

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  She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.

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  She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.

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• (212): View more from New York

  1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?

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• (949): View more from California

  i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...

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  I can't

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• (607): View more from New York

  Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early

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