Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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