Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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