Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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