go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just want nice things and good sex
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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