She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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