does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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