The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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