Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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