For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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