I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
you win again, gameday.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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