Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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