I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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