I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
