Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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