I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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