I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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