I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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