dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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