she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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