i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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