i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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