How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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