My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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