Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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