you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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