Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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