She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
