your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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