his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
